Friday, May 28, 2010

Living like Merlin

From Dennis Guion:


       I want to live my next life backwards:

       You start out dead and get that out of the way.

       Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better

       every day.

       Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.

       Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.

       Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your

       first day.

       You work 40 years until you're too young to work.

       You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party,

       and you're generally


       Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you

       play, and you have no


       Then you become a baby, and then...

       You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in

       luxury, in Spa-like

       conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and


       You finish off as an orgasm.

       I rest my case

Dennis Guion

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