Sunday, April 04, 2010



easter bunny

Jesus killed and resurrected. Bunnies. Eggs. Chocolate. What sort of religious celebration is this? Easy. It's the Pagan celebration of the Vernal Equinox. After all, Easter falls on the first Sunday after the full moon, after the Vernal Equinox. It is about the rebirth of everything after the long Winter. Jesus was born right after the Winter Solstice. He arises from Death right after the full moon of the Vernal Equinox, the first day of spring. It's all just bastardized Pantheism. Lets just worship Nature and stop all the zombie nonsense, all the torture images, and cannibalistic cuisine, eating Jesus's body and drinking blood. Lets just eat eggs and chocolate, instead. And enjoy all the newly bloomed lilies.


Chocolate Jesus


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